But directing your concupiscent mania to anime toys requires a whole extra level of ritual. Masturbation is typically flippant, low-value and orients around a confederacy of seedy porn aggregators. You probably already know this, but if you edge while masturbating, your cum can be watery.” “The best posts are posts where the entire figure has really creamy cum on it. “It’s seeing the character drenched in cum. But there is no limit to the human experience, which is why when Jeff gazed deep into the eyes of a crusty nude chibi, he found his people. This isn’t really my thing, which is why I find the subreddit dramatically difficult to look at - almost like extended exposure to the Chernobyl blob. But the most dedicated take their tributes a step further by offering their seed directly to the plastic.Īs such, r/cummingonfigurines is an overflowing gallery of cartoon miniatures smothered with ejaculate, as men upload the results of their white-hot wanking work, which absolutely defiles the statues.
#Reditr aime series
Those figurines can be used as totems for your standard, parasocial simpdom efforts, because there is perhaps no better way to demonstrate your allegiance to, say, Kill La Kill’s Ryuko Matoi than to stack a shelfful of the character’s countenance in a series of immodest forms. Here is all the context you need: Within the greater hentai merchandising industry, you can purchase tiny, painted sculptures of various busty anime girls - usually themed after whatever serials are currently burning up the Crunchyroll charts. The subreddit Jeff is referring to has 38,000 members, and it contains one of the most complete archives of feral male id available on the internet.
“Something about seeing the figure dripping with ‘it’ was very erotic. At first I thought it was really weird, but then a few days later, I got bored so I got one of my figurines and, well, came on it,” he tells me. “I was browsing the NSFW side of Reddit and came across r/cummingonfigurines.
Is it a blessing or a curse? Well, that all depends on your perspective. You shuffle through a zillion different permutations of libido - wading into copious darkened forums, witnessing the most esoteric legends of masturbation - before crossing the Rubicon into the unknown.įor a 23-year old in Illinois we’ll call Jeff, it only took one quick glimpse into the yawning void for his life to change forever. This is a learned fetish bursting forth from the infinite possibility of cyberspace and the relentless curiosity of the inscrutable male brain chemistry. All rights reserved.Nobody comes out of the womb with a desire to nut on plastic anime figurines. See you all then.Īlso, sorry for being a bit on the late side with this, because jeez, vacation. Next week, I spy with my little eye a chance for some family time. or even better, watch the show.Īnd that's that. Yeah, it's a very well thought-out story with that art style, and yes, there is even a reason for that. So yeah, me and Tim had a look at ODDTAXI - which, yes, is written in all-caps - and found that it is indeed a bit odd, but mostly, it's pretty good. Next week, work rears its ugly head again, so hopefully, I'll be more able to keep to the schedule. Family matters on a whole other level.Īnd that's it for this week. Or something.Īnyway, Allen gives the first season of Spy x Family a go, and he finds it an endearing and entertaining show. Again, vacation disorientation rears its ugly head and makes me forget which day of the week it is. Next week is still a bit up in the air, but we'll see what we can do.Īh, man, sorry about being a day late with this update. Namely, Shin Ikki Tousen, and he finds it alright, and does at least respects its desire to give its target audience just what they want. See you again next week.Īllen's pick of the week belongs to the Ikki Tousen series, one of the pioneers in sexy, somewhat uncomfortable clothes-shredders of fighting anime. well, Skeleton Knight in Another World isn't quite there, but fits itself neatly into the "enjoyable enough" section.Īnd that's the pick of this week. There seems to be a race to find some kind of angle that will somehow make their isekai show the isekai to end all isekai lives and be reborn in isekai heaven, and. Gleipnir, questionable link to Norse mythology aside, seems to approach the topic of symbolism in the weirdest, meatiest way.Īnd that's that. So yeah, Allen's giving us a review for a weird one this week. Next week, we're aiming to play catch up with a show we shoulda done a loooong time ago, but yeah. There sure has been enough of those shows I honestly enjoyed, and would have liked seeing to completion.
My main complaints are valid enough, and it's kind of hard to judge quality overall when you have so many shows that never truly gets finished. So yeah, I finally got around to doing Granblue Fantasy's second season, and it was fun.
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